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PARIS TO SIR PAUL: LET’S 'DUET' (haha....get it? Du-et??)

Paris Hilton reportedly cornered Sir Paul McCartney at a GRAMMY Awards after-show party last week with a special request. The socialite was reportedly overheard saying to the Beatles legend: “I’d love to do a duet with you. I’m a singer too and have had an album out.”

Paul, ever the gentleman, said he would consider the heiress’s offer, say reports.
A ‘onlooker’ told Britain’s Sun newspaper: Sir Paul was minding his own business when Paris traipsed right up to him and introduced herself. “He looked bemused, smiled and nodded - then stumbled out that he’d have to check his schedule.

“I don’t think we’ll be hearing the duet any time soon.”